Boy 1- What's your favourite food?
Boy 1 and 2- Soooo not food!!!!
Girl-Oh yeah it is!
Boy 2- So when's free slurpee day?
Girl walking and talking to another girl-So I have big boobs and gonorrhea!!!!!
Me-So we've got a girl.
Jui-So then where is the penis?
Me-....we have a girl.....
Jui freaks out over seeing the pig cut open
Mrs. Pence- And you are going to med school?
Jui- I have seen a human body like this and I didn't freak out!!!
Me- This is so cool that all four of us are vegetarians!
Jui- Maybe that's why I am freaking out, because I don't eat pigs.
Vish and I-But you eat humans??????
Ugly boyfriend: No, I think someone else is interested in you, and that you like it.
Passerby: Doubt that.
Supersenior: Hey, do you still smoke cigarettes?
Sophomore: No, I only smoke weed since rehab.
Supersenior: Where the HELL can I get cigarettes?
Bus driver (only hearing hell): Hey, we don't say that word. We say "heck."
And then I heard my bus driver chatting along merrily with a preggo girl about pregnancy and how she and his wife are only a few weeks apart. Not so much funny as surreal on the whole.
Girl 2- He still talks about that you know....
Gym Teacher actually talking about a student- Where is wonton soup?
Gym teacher to Mike Royer- Pink socks? Pink socks man?! Why are you wearing pink fuzzy socks! You are a man!!!!!
Mike- It's not like the colours of socks are segregated to people! They're warm!
Gym Teacher- Never wear those socks in here again!!!!!!!!
Gym teacher ten minutes later to another kid- ....yeah, okay dunkalicious.
Mike later in class talking to another kid- Yeah man, I love every thing. All kinds of music. Sports. Soccer is awesome man. I love it all. I love singing, dancing, the whole shebang. I love God.
(before first hour, in Plymouth)
Girl-- I kind of want to be bad today.
Different girl about thirty seconds later, around a different corner-- I have 2 more minutes to be bad.
kid loitering around the door: "where the hell is she?"